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.Yo Ho, Yo Ho A Senior Project For Me… Trying to brief cases about intellectual property law is like shooting up heroin. Unlike heroin, however, there’s no sense of euphoria … or well being, for that matter. The proprietor of my addiction isn’t a shady dealer named Bubba, it’s an ex-mayor named Allan Settle. Furthermore, there’ll be nary a twelve-step program to aid me in my recovery. No no no. Completion of one’s senior project is a long and lonely road. And it’s one this cowboy must ride alone… Something came to my attention today. The whole governor recall thing really was a complete fiasco, but it turns out I’m getting something out of it after all. As a graduate of the California State University system, all graduates receive a diploma signed by none other than His Honor, the Governor. That’s right … Ahnold’s going to put the old John Hancock on my degree. By the way, I apologize for even remotely equating Jon Hancock – Patriot - and Arnold Schwarzenegger – Pseudo Politician – in that last sentence. If only there were someway I could build a robot and send him back in time with a mission to kill me before I typed it.
It's insane, this guys taint - 2004-12-07 |