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.Let’s see if I can remember all the crazy dreams I had last night…. Okay … not so well. There was this one, actually, where I was taking an intro Spanish course at Cal Poly. And somehow the classroom had an extraordinary view of Lake Tahoe. Right outside the window there was a super-small island with three objects on it… a tire, a wooden plank, and a horse. Weird, I know. Well there was this group of seals accosting the horse. I guess they wanted to get at its sweet, horsey insides. The horse, of course, freaked out, as horses will when lake-seals torment them. So the horse devoures, like, 3 seals in one gulp. Pretty cool, huh? That’s some kinda horse… Guess that’s why they call that island he lives on “Horse Island” … cause he’s the king. King of the seal-eating horses…. BOO!!!! Hee. Gotcha. I’m starting to recall this other dream. I’m at my old house. Like, my O.G. house on Prosperity Lane in San Diego… where I lived till I was eleven. But I’m not eleven in this dream. In fact, I’ll never be eleven again, so shut up. And stop asking me to do the impossible. Jerk. Anywhoo, I’m of age and chillin’ at my old house. What’s this?? A bus is parked out in the driveway. Now, apparently, one of my big dreams in my dream world is to be a bus driver. Apparently it’s something I’ve always aspired to do … in the dream world. I have no aspirations whatsoever to drive a bus in the waking world, believe me. In the dream world, however, I’m all the fuck about it. So I board this monstrosity and take the helm. I start her up like I’m some sort of expert and rev the engine to hear the beast roar. And roar it does. I’m giddy. I pull out of the driveway and notice this is no ordinary bus. It’s got the CD/DVD player, dash-mounted LCD screens, black lights in the cab, crazy-cool sound system, and … get this … it’s got a periscope. So I’m driving all around the neighborhood, Captain Nemoing it up with the periscope, looking through second story windows at naked people getting it on and such. Not really … I rarely have sexual dreams … I think I may have seen a blue jay in a tree branch… Anyway, that’s it. I had some awesome dreams last night. Deal with it.
It's insane, this guys taint - 2004-12-07 |